Today Ceo Icrap Pantsoff of UBSUSBSBSBSBS said, "Bet your bottom dollar on the cute little guy with the black round funny ears this upcoming election in November." {Show picture of Mickey Mouse}.
Historian Benedict Snyder would write in a "High Times" Best Seller, American Empire? :"America's hegemony is waning like the sun setting on the British Empire of an era long since past." Mr. Bush responded to such assertion stating: "We have laser guns in space, can't we put those mirror thingys up in space to fix the problem?"
Passe timing is a bit off on this one (since Rove isn't exactly in the spotlight as a former Bush adviser): Hollywood/Washington D.C. Siamese twin stars Pairus Hilltown met with Karl Rove today, to discuss contract negotiations over specified legal terms claiming that not enough halves were being claimed on Bush's brain.
umm...unspecified problems and possible timing issues:
Financier, philanthropist, and multi-Billionaire Jim Mirror, announced today his desire to establish a New Orleans Theme park called, "Yellow Submarine". Unfortunately, due to "label rights" considerations of the title, and popular sentiments. The title was to be reconsidered, "Taxi-cab Yellow Submarine".
joke to be shelved for the right moment (since illegal immigration isn't exactly top political issue right now):
Members of congress considered a new appropriation to make a U.S./Mexican border fence, into a wall, citing as one member put it: "Those Chinese knew how to make their borders attractive to tourists." In obvious reference to the Great Wall of China. The bill was promptly killed after other members of congress objected that illegal immigrants might disguise themselves as American tourists to gain access to the U.S., however. {Show picture of Cheech and Chong}.
The expiration of a U.S. Offshore Oil drilling ban recently, has led major petroleum producer Shell to announce partnership with Nasa for exploration and oil drilling in the Sea of Tranquility. A Major Shell public relations representative, Mark Tartar proclaimed: "Well you know really the moon is made of oil not cheese everybody knows that."
